This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K. Rock. Hell yeah. Welcome to your K Rock for your Klein Alley Show. Lots to get into this hour. Petty Claims Court. You've got some jury duty. Going to meet a couple. Relationship hangs in the balance. Will they stay together, break up forever? You will help determine who's right and who's wrong. And how great would that be to have someone on the standby whenever you're in a argument with your significant other? and you have a third party that has no skin in

the game to just give you some honest here's what's going on here you win you lose now it's

time to move on order some postmates and call it a night yeah in some cases that would be a therapist

but we're free in some cases uh that would be a therapist but you know regular know, regular people, they don't have all that training. They're just regular people driving to work. People like Zeke. Listening to other couples, battling it out. So that'll be happening later this hour. Of course, there's always a goat line there for you. If you've got comments, critiques, or criticisms, that number is 844-956 G-O-A-T. Dude, if there is a way to invest in your show, which I think is about to blow up or blow more.

Blow more.

That's right, blow more.

Our show is about to blow more.

Blow more.

Dude, you guys, oh my God, you guys are so fucking hilarious.

And every single one of you just contributes the right amount.

We're all waiting for fucking Vanessa to chime in, or Jake, or Omar.

Oh my God, like you guys are the perfect blend.

Without one of you guys, it just wouldn't be the same.

Everybody is important.

Love you guys. Keep doing you. If you're watching on YouTube right now, you can see the wheel is in the K-Rock Studios with all of our names on the wheel, and that is because a little bit later this morning, we will be spinning it to determine who will be doing the high-voltage food review of the Big Arch Burger. Yeah, we were talking earlier in the morning about who we were going to make put on the shock collar, and there was just no consensus, no agreement. No one wants it. When we can't decide and we don't have a neutral other party, that's the wheel. Yeah, and I don't remember who did the last high voltage food review. Johnny claimed it's when he spit that smashing pumpkin smoothie from Air One all over the studio. But I can't remember. It feels like I recently just ate something and got shocked, so the wheel will determine who

will be forced to wear the shock collar and then give a review of that big arch burger.

So that'll be happening later this morning here.

K Rock, good day to watch us on YouTube as well.

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