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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Johnny Doesn't Know, Megan Holiday and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now, it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K. Rock. We've got it Friday. We're an eventful last hour, way behind as we enter 9 o'clock now on K Rock.

0:39.0

Good morning and happy Friday.

0:40.5

Welcome to your weekend.

0:41.4

We are Klein Ali's show.

0:43.1

Controversy behind the scenes, looking at all the many text message opinions pouring through right now

0:47.7

about who technically lost the DMV quiz and has to spend four hours of their life at the DMV for no reason.

0:55.9

And sadly, you know,

1:00.8

it's come down to pretty much an Ali versus Jake battle. Ali said she'd rather go by herself than have to go with Jake. Oh, come on. But also, as she pointed out, I barely have enough time

1:06.3

to shower every day. And Jake has nothing but time time so let's just send Jake.

1:11.4

I'll tell you yesterday I had five minutes to shower and I threw off the entire schedule

1:16.2

because I took an extra two minutes to shave my legs. That's how much time I have. And Jake's got

1:21.2

nothing but time. What are you talking about? Well I mean, you have very busy. You have no obligations

1:25.8

outside of here. Anytime we've tried to plan the summer kegger in Klein's backyard, you have full availability on every single day in the summer. We've gone through every day to the summer because we're trying to find a date that everyone can go. And everyone's got scheduling issues. And Jake's like, I'm free, I'm free, I'm available, I'm free, that day works, that day is also good. And everyone else has got like limited.

2:18.3

If Jake just took his nap in a DMV chair, it would be fine for him. Jake, that's a perfect nap place. Well, you know what I'm going to have to do guys because I think fair is fair. And since you both technically got the same low score on the quiz, you're going to have to take this to the road. and we're going to have to have the two of you do an on-road driving test and whoever gets the lower score will be the person that has to go to the DMV. So we got a race? That's right. We're going to do a track race. We'll do a fast and furious race. That or one of those smessy-smashy things, competitions? Oh, yeah, that's cool.

2:19.7

That sounds good when I'm pregnant.

2:20.3

What is that?

2:37.2

Demolition derby thing. There you go. Yeah, we could do that. So we'll have to figure that out. We've got a lot of driving instructors that have reached out to us during that quiz to explain the reasons why some of us were right or wrong. and maybe we'll get one of them to come here and test some skills to see who will spend four hours at the DMV for no reason.

2:34.8

Will it be Jake? Will it be Ali? We got lots to

2:40.6

get to this hour on the show and we failed to give you those tickets that we promised you last

2:44.6

hour. So let's go ahead and say call it 20 right now. Good news for you. You are going to go to Universal

2:50.2

Studios Hollywood and enjoy the brand new fast and furious roller coaster there. Hollywood drift. Caller 20 right now gets four tickets. And then later this hour, we will get you into the festival happening in Santa Monica Ocean Avenue. So be right. Excuse me. No, that's not right. Ocean Way. God damn it. Why is that so hard for you?

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