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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- The DMV Test and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to Sandbin! easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.

0:22.3

Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. And now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your weekend

0:36.2

and welcome to your K Rock. It is 8 o'clock just after

0:38.4

so we have some stuff for you this hour

0:40.0

as you are paying attention, hopefully, to win your way into the Santa Monica Ocean Way Festival. With the Killers and Jack White and Sublime and More, we also have for you this hour your four tickets to go to Universal Studios. Ride the new Fast Furious Hollywood Drift roller coaster there, be one of the first humans to go on that ride that has been tested over and over again. I've been watching all those test dummies get to ride the ride for free, and now you'll get a chance as well coming up this hour. I don't know why we keep torturing ourselves, and we keep finding new ways. I was just looking at the video. It's up on our

1:11.3

Instagram of the roulette wheel spinning and all of us that were eating the recalled lettuce

1:15.8

from Taylor Farms. Some of us have had some stomach issues since then. And everyone says the

1:21.2

good news is we have up to two weeks to figure out if we're going to fully catch that cephalocyte

1:25.1

ass or whatever it's called. Cyclospiriasis.

1:28.1

Psychociriasis. I don't believe that. Could be in our future as well. So we got that to look forward to. And as that video just went up yesterday, you can watch it and people are having a good laugh at our expense. This hour we've decided, and this is maybe the worst punishment. Ever? Ever. Put on the table for one of us. Would you rather shave your head or do this?

1:46.7

Shave my head.

1:47.9

I'd rather. ever? I didn't ever put on the table for one of us. Would you rather shave your head or do this?

1:46.0

Shave my head.

1:47.0

I'd rather shave my head again.

1:49.0

I would rather shave your head.

1:51.0

I would rather shave my head again and go down to a one like I did the first time.

1:56.0

Because the punishment this hour, based on the cheating scandal that happened at the DMV... With the written test. Now, 11,000 people have to retake the test. People have to retake the test. Think about that. You thought you passed. You got yourself a license. A feeling of freedom. It's one of the greatest things you can happen to in your entire life. I got a driver's license. And then they go, not so fast. You've got to come and retake this test because apparently people were cheating using meta glasses while they were taking the test.

2:20.9

So now... license and then they go not so fast you got to come and retake this test because apparently people

2:17.6

were cheating using metaglasses while they were taking the test so now we this hour on the show

2:23.7

are going to see if any of us can actually pass the DMV written test and here's the catch

2:30.9

and this sucks for us the loser whoever has the lowest score lowest score, which will be one of us, one of us is going to lose,

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