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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K Rock. Oh, yeah, welcome to your weekend. Let's just walk down to the K Rock wing of the building.
0:38.2	Mr. Suave Agave, come on in here.
0:39.9	He's made some, I guess today's Tequila Day.
0:42.8	I didn't know that, Allie.
0:43.3	It's National Tequila Day.
0:44.1	Hey, there he is.
0:44.8	Swave Agave, the man.
0:46.5	The man, amid the legend.
0:48.4	He made Ali a virgin one because she's all pregnant.
0:51.3	I'll take Ali's booze in mine. Thanks, buddy. Are you sure, wait a minute. Are you sure you got the right ones? Oh, yeah, mine smells like it's got booze in it. So, why? This doesn't have alcohol. It's only Pellegrino. Your mic's on. Talk to the mic. What did you make Allie? So I'm making Paloma. So yeah, Paloma's is the national drink for Mexico. So now one, but that's a virgin.
1:11.6	It's only Pellegrino grapefruit and lime juice and with a little ticket. Oh, man, that's nice right there. A little refreshing. I don't think I'd be drinking this hour. What happened? You got invited to come into our, you're cheating on us with another radio station? Little Chini, yeah, I hope you guys weren't going to say I was trying to creep over to the side, but I'm sorry.
1:27.0	I'm so sorry.
1:27.8	Yeah, K&X got me over there, but I wanted to bring you guys a drink, and I got some tequila for you guys.
1:31.3	Well, I see the news crew getting wasted. Nice, guys.
1:45.9	Suave Agave on a day like today, do you get high on your own supply?
1:56.7	How much are you? Oh, yeah, you better believe it. They're looking at him in the eyes right now. He looks all glazed. It's a little hazy, right? Yeah, actually, yeah. It's all right. It was like, I feel like 9 p.m. Okay.
1:57.6	Yeah, I know.
1:58.5	But, uh,
1:59.4	Pace yourself all day.
2:00.5	I think the hardest thing.
2:01.2	With tequila.
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