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All right. Welcome. Just after 9 o'clock here on K Rock.

It is Tuesday. We are Klein Alley's show.

Down a man, but continuing anyway. I'm Klein, that's Alley.

I'm a woman. That's a woman right there, who apparently, according to the text line, you were

resembling Ray from Star Wars today. Don't believe us? Check out the YouTube.

We're streaming live there right now. It's crazy. That is Jake the nerd, and he's got Jar Jar JAR Pink's, his Star Wars themed toe. Don't forget about that. Oh, yeah, he's got a weird toe, but it's not a sausage toe. It's different than yours. Trophy. Tau. Canovi. Strange. He's trying to call it Toby won Canovi, but we all call it Jar Jar Pinks. In the back room, taking the calls, Vanessa, and Postmaster Johnny, 800520167. They are taking calls right now and counting to 20, which is difficult work for Johnny, but he's going to do it anyway so we can get your name on the standby list. This hour on the show, Allie. What do we have installed? Well, you know, I'm very excited for the AMA with a mascot, a professional mascot. I believe this man is responsible for the mascot Hall of Fame as well, and as we are officially approaching the big game and big game Sunday, where you will see mascots for the Seahawks and mascots for the Patriots on the field. I always wonder what it really takes to be one of the best and what goes on inside the suit and how often do they hate it when they have to stop and take pictures with kids and all those many questions you've ever wanted to know for someone that lives their life as a mascot. We will get to that coming up this hour and an update on Jake's journey to the Super Bowl.

Jake wants nothing more than to go support his Seahawks, but he's got no money, but his plan is to drive and drive back.

And there's been a couple of interesting opportunities for Jake to be a part of Super Bowl festivities, which we'll get into in just a moment.

But right now, let's go ahead and make someone's day better. Is this Amanda and Costa Mesa? Yes, it is. You are the 20th caller. Woo-woo. Your name is going on a standby boarding list right now at this exact moment. And if we call you back on Monday, get ready to pack your bags. You're going to Lisbon to go see Turnstile, all right?

That's so awesome. Thank you. Thank you for starting your day with K Rock, and you'll have another

chance to hop on that standby boarding list in one hour right here with us.

All right. Big games on Sunday. Most people will probably be sitting on their couch or a friend's

house watching it, and then there's the people that actually go to the game. And usually you have to be either super rich or super connected or one of those, I guess, former players maybe that get to go to the game. Or family. Family of the players. I think each player in the game gets one ticket. I mean, I saw the breakdown of how the tickets go. and not a lot of them become available to the general public. But if you're willing to pay enough money, you could find a way to go. It's not impossible. Jake really wants to go. He's been a Seahawks fan his whole life, but he doesn't have the money. So he's hoping to figure out a different way to get into the game. And we said, you know, get one of those windbreakers like security and sneak in or put on some pads and try to run out with the team. We did brainstorm a lot of different options. Yeah. He could be that naked guy that streaks on the field. This is the least attractive option, in my opinion. Right. And there's been a lot of thoughts and conspiracy before we tell you what Jake is attempting to do now to get his way to the Super Bowl on Sunday. I just want you to hear some of the theories that have come through already. Jake was offered a ticket by show billionaire Blind Charlie and Ali gave him a hard time and said we can't accept that. It's too much of a gift. Okay. This message is for Allie. If Blind Charlie had given you Super Bowl tickets, if the 49ers were in the Super Bowl, there'd be no question.

No way.

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