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And we will make that happen for you. This hour on the show, clickbait, figure out exactly how many times a month you should be having sex if you're currently in a relationship. That is one of the many answers that we will have for you during click bait. So subjective. And some months are different than others, they claim it's not. There's a number. And if you're below the number, then you are in trouble. I would say today is when you start thinking about that stuff as you're getting ready for Valentine's Day. And you're like, how is my relationship? What's going on there? Do I need to do anything? Start trying to figure out what budget you're going to spend on flight. Are we getting a dozen rows? How much do I love this person?

single rose.

That's a good indication.

You know, I say it every year.

You got to set the tone early and say,

we're not one of those Valentine's Day couples.

We're above that.

Just set the scene, make sure that they feel so loved

that you can't possibly celebrate

because it's just too hokey.

It's too commercial.

We don't know. set the scene, make sure that they feel so loved that you can't possibly celebrate because it's

just too hokey. It's too commercial. We don't need this commercial prefix dinner bouquet of flowers

crap where the prices all get jacked up because I love is too rare. I drive by that flower store

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