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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. Hell yeah. Welcome to your K. Rock. We are a Klein Lally Show. And if you are color 20 at this exact moment, we've got good news for you. I'm going to put your name on a standby boarding list so you can travel internationally as part of K. Rock's Mile High Club and head all the way over to Lisbon, Portugal, to see Grammy Award winning band. Couldn't say that a few days ago
0:54.6	turnstile get yourself over there
0:56.6	win the trip and then you can have a story
0:58.8	to tell for the rest of your life
0:59.9	courtesy of your friends here at Krock
1:01.3	once again you must be called 20 at this exact moment
1:04.0	8005201067
1:06.5	and then you can possibly
1:07.5	vamos ala el air porto
1:09.9	wow alley forced a resolution learning that Spanish don't then you can possibly Vamos Alainale Ali
1:11.1	forced a resolution
1:13.0	learning that
1:13.5	Spanish
1:13.9	Where is my
1:15.5	boleto
1:16.0	Ista on an
1:17.3	hotel
1:17.8	Great, well said
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