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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K.R. Good morning, Sluggers. Hello, Flukers, and welcome to another hour of K-Rock. We are Klein-Elly
0:38.3	show. It's a good hour to be alive. We've got lots to give you. Make it work your while. The bribery runs thick through the veins of this radio station. If you're listening to us live on 106.7, good morning. If you're watching us live as we stream on YouTube, how the hell goes it? We are Klein Alley's show later this morning.
0:54.3	A celebrity nurse.
0:56.7	Not a real life nurse, but some... on YouTube. How the hell goes it? We are Klein Alley's show later this morning. A celebrity
0:55.1	nurse, not a real life nurse, but somebody who plays a nurse on the show, The Pit, will be in here
1:00.3	to inject Alley today. It's the first of a long line of celebrities we've reached out to that have
1:06.0	played medical professionals in TV and movie to come in and inject Alley to help her get
1:10.4	pregnant.
1:15.9	Has she ever done a real injection on a patient? Probably not. I don't think so. I will probably be her first. So this is great. But we assume if they've been in TV shows playing nurses or
1:21.8	doctors, then they have to be skilled in some way, shape, or form. Ideally, Allie, the last person
1:26.9	we get to inject you is your favorite A-list actor who played Dr. Death himself, Joshua Jackson. And he has to do a botched job. And he's got to do the same one Jake did to you. Jake did the botched injection. Is your ass still all bruised up from that? Yes. Well, now it's bruised on both sides. I get bruising now every day.
1:45.7	Oh, my God.
1:46.8	Do you want to see it? Not really. Yeah, show the cameras. Not really, but YouTube may want to see it. It's a little better. We give you a moment to get over to K Rock's YouTube right now. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey, sweet cheeks.
2:00.0	No, no, no.
2:01.3	Take that back.
2:02.2	Fine, take that back.
2:03.0	Oh, look at that ass.
2:04.5	No, no, no, no.
2:01.3	Take that back.
2:02.2	Fine, take that back.
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