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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Lying as Kids, Funner Summer and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K.R.

0:34.7

Happy birthday, America.

0:36.4

Welcome to Summer unofficially.

0:38.3

We've got a road trip to get you in it. It's K. Rock's Road Trip USA, sending you to some of the finest destinations in this land of ours and see some of Krox best bands when you get there.

0:48.3

And this is a good one for you. So here we go. I'm sure we've already been scooped on Krox Instagram, but if you're not there right now, let's let you know where you'll be going to next. You'll be going to a place where many of your friends have probably moved to over the past few years because they say, oh, Fresno? So much cheaper. Not Fresno. We are sending you to Nashville. Oh, Nashville. That's right.

1:11.8

Go to Nashville.

1:12.6

You'll see a lot of Bachelorette parties there, I'm sure.

1:14.4

See a lot of drunk girls in cowboy boots.

1:16.4

A lot of that.

1:17.8

And while you are there, you will enjoy

1:20.4

Hot Toa Girl.

1:22.3

That's where she's from.

1:23.5

Fool Fighters in Nashville.

1:26.4

That is destination number two.

1:28.9

And we will get your name on that standby boarding list or whatever we call it for the road trip USA.

1:33.8

Coming up in an hour right here on KROQ.

1:39.5

Hey, Rockline-Eleashow, what is the biggest law you ever told as a child?

1:43.0

We'll explain why we were asking this question coming up and we will take your calls at 805-206-7. Apparently, the more you lie as a kid, the bigger chance you go into a life of crime as an adult. If you're good at lying as a child, you learn early on. Regular life's not for me. I'm going to go ahead and live in the shadows of society. Yeah, when you start lying about totally insignificant things just to make yourself look better in front of your friends, that's a true sign. Did you lie when you were a kid? I have a few that I can remember that were, I mean, I'm not saying the one-off lies. Like, I don't know what that is. No, no, no. This is like a big story. Yeah, I know that Ali was convinced all of her friends that she was related to Magic Johnson.

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