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All right, let's send someone to Disneyland.

And you can bring three friends with you, relatives, or, better yet, go by yourself, pocket the other three tickets, and then show your kids a video later and say, I could have brought you, but I chose not to. Choice is yours. When you win four tickets to Disneyland, you'll get them from us every morning this week, nine. And then again at noon, three and six, right here on K Rock. We will not quit until every single one of you get your ass to Disneyland. And they love it when we phrase it just like that. We've been drinking during the show today. We thought originally we were going to do something called St. Paddy's Ney where we'd be mixing real alcoholic drinks with non-alcoholic drinks and figuring out who drank what.

We are.

In this particular case, I've had alcohol every time.

And Vanessa keeps looking at me with this very mischievous look going, I don't know.

But it's like you claim you're rolling a dot.

Well, what's more Irish than shenanigans?

Especially for someone that's the size of a leprechaun. Now she said you're flipped. She's flipping a coin. Because you know how the Irish, you follow the buddy? The rainbow. All we're learning is that Vanessa is so confused about St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, that's what we're learning more than anything. Like a pot of gold? Exactly. We should have Vanessa tell us about the lore of St. Patrick's Day. Oh, man. Oh, that's great. Come on, Vanessa, tells us about the lore. She's learning it before our very years right now. First of all, what's lore? I knew you said that. It's a good place to start. Vanessa, do you know what a leprechaun is? Yes, I do. Someone she shares close with.

It's a good place to start. Vanessa, do you know what a leprechaun is?

Yes, I do.

Someone she shares close with.

He's a little.

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