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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	This is the world famous J.R.
0:34.8	First round of shots have arrived on this St. Patty's Day.
0:38.3	We don't know which one of these is real whiskey and which one would be the non-alcoholic
0:44.3	whiskey, which seems like a giant waste of a bottle.
0:47.3	And money and everyone's time.
0:48.3	And a barrel and everything else that got wasted in the process.
0:51.3	But we will be...
0:52.3	We'll be doing these shots and during the show today, I guess we'll find that afterwards. Who's been drinking all the alcohol? Could be, could hit different people at different times. Could all hit the same person. So we don't know. Each time is a fresh new set of chances. Does anyone know? I mean, Vanessa, are you keeping track of who's getting the real booze during this whiskey roulette today or not?
1:11.5	What the second?
1:12.8	Oh, she's already hammered.
1:14.3	Jesus.
1:14.9	Oh, that's real Vanessa.
1:16.1	Sorry, yes, yes?
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