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Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous J-Rock. I can't believe it's been a year, but get ready for the return of Park Week. We'll give you the grand prize you could be competing for in moments, and all you have to do is take pictures of terribly parked cars all over Southern California. It won't be difficult. In fact, video that's gone up on our Instagram shows last year, Allie, you and I going out there, fighting a good fight, putting some tickets on people's cars just for being terrible parkers. We even confronted a guy who was in his car, terribly parked. Just sitting there. Blocking four spots that guy was by choice. Even acknowledged, I parked like an a-hole. Yeah, and he said, that's my thing. That's what I do. So we got that out there. You can see what it looks like, and people are already demanding our services and all sorts of people saying, come to Glendale. You got to come get yourself to long beach immediately oh you don't have to look far no no it's all over the place it's a real problem and the reality of you getting attacked by a shark is pretty rare I think you have a better chance of winning powerball than getting attacked by a shark but the reality of you coming across a terrible parker that will potentially ruin your day depending on if they've parked so close to you, can't get into your own car, or they have boxed you in completely. I mean, there's a million ways to be a bad parker, and we have figured out all of them. I even think those little cars that pull all the way in the front of the spot so that we can't see. Yeah, I would say qualify that as bad parking, too. I mean, I got false hope. Some people say the the motorcycle guy they can pretty much leave his car anywhere leave his little bike anywhere but he still takes up a spot seems unnecessary so park week is back baby and we will tell you about the grand prize in a moment if you want to be a part of it there's actually official rules this year of course we tell you tag us in all pictures at Klein Alley show so we can repost and bring some attention to the terrible parking jobs you've seen. In fact, one of the first submissions that came through this year was the way that I guess I parked my car on Friday here at Krock. I was barely over the line a little bit, but someone claimed that it made they're getting in and out of their car experience. Not great. Really? They took a picture on my car and already... I feel like the spots here are pretty wide, too.

Yeah. And they do like the double lines. That's what's nice. You don't just get one line. You get two. Well, I was not over both. I was over one of the two lines. Oh, who cares about that? That's the way I look at it. But we'll get into all that coming up in a moment and we will announce exactly how you can be a part of Park Week 2026. We need your help. But first, Al, you remember this angry woman that called last week? She was really mad at me. A lot of people have called about this one. This is in response to the comments made online about what you are going to do. Klein is going to do to his wife while his kids are at summer camp, and you repeated that to your children.

And as an elementary school teacher, I can tell you that your kids will go to school and repeat those comments to other kids and laugh and snicker and make jokes.

An analogy is calling somebody the N-word.

So she said that me saying that I was going to turn my wife into a balloon animal was the equivalent of using the N-word. That was basically the point she made. I didn't really understand the connection there. They don't know what it means, and you're right. Your kids don't know what it means, but they repeated it at school. So you need to use better judgment or better parenting skills with your kids.

And I was just making the joke when they said, what are you and mommy going to do when we're away for a week? And I said, oh, Daddy's turning Mommy into a balloon animal. And it was me being fun and I thought I was being flirty with my wife. Anyway, I don't think your wife found it cute and flirty. No, no, not at all. And I think she even added when we talked to her about it last week that you had said your wife wouldn't be able to walk anymore. Yeah, she added that part,

but that was because she kept saying all she wanted to do when they went away was go for walks.

This is her big thing. She's like, oh, this is so great. Every night we're just going to go for long walks. Oh, that sounds nice. What's preventing her from going on walks with the kids?

There's nothing except they wouldn't want to do it.

After five minutes, they're hungry or tired or whatever.

Their legs hurt.

And they had little legs so they'll move fast.

And she wanted to go for it.

And she kept saying all she wanted to do is walk, walk, walk, walk.

It was like, oh.

How long is she going to walk? She just just never stop walking. It's funny because her saying she just wants to walk and reorganize. I'm like, that sounds terrible. I was like a week without the kids, I said that's a blue animal time, baby. Let's go. And she goes, oh, we'll walk, we'll walk, we'll organize them, and we'll walk. At one point, she said we could probably walk through a container store, buy more stuff organized with like all this sounds terrible well that's ridiculous anyway this woman called and said

that was the equivalent of me using the end word a lot of people had a problem with this it's

closely inappropriate what you said to them okay hey guys i'm a long time listener since the

kettin clime live days and nothing has made me mad that i heard i mean mean, legit mad, until what I heard on Thursday's show. And that's when this white woman called up to compare Kevin making a stupid sex joke to his kids. Stupid sex joke. First of all, not a stupid sex joke. It is. It is. It is. It is a lady's white, by the way. Clever sex joke. Oh, my God. Who's kids using the N-word?

Why would you even think that unless that word was already rattling around in your brain? You're racist bitch. Whoa. Not you, Alice. Thanks. Once a confirm he's not talking about Alex. Okay, go on. That was just one of many calls. I mean, there's hundreds of these calls. Hey, so I'm listening to this balloon animal gate debacle you guys are going through as I hear you explain the joke.

Side note first. So I'm listening to this balloon animal gate debacle you guys are going through. As I hear you explain the joke.

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