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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right. Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:30.9	This is the world famous K-R-R-R-Haw.
0:35.3	Hell yeah.
0:35.6	Welcome to your pre-quenn.
0:37.2	Fine Alley Show on KROQ. Lots going on around here. Lots going on for you as well if you'd like some international travel in your future making that happen as part of KROX Mile High Club. Destination number two sends you to London, England and you will get to go see my chemical romance.
0:55.0	But you don't have to wait around for that trip.
0:56.4	If you win it, that's great.
0:57.3	You also get to see them right here at the Hollywood Bowl.
1:00.0	We will give you tickets to that show if you are the 20th caller right now at 800-520167.
1:06.1	Do you think that we are mushing London with the recent report that just came out about what a horrible airport
1:11.6	London Heathrow is. I think the article that came out that said it was the world's most hated
1:18.3	slash least convenient airport said that 75% of all flights are either delayed or canceled, which is a
1:26.5	crazy number. Yeah. Well, it's a very large airport, but so is LAX, and I feel like at least Heathrow's got that little train situation. Like, we got nothing here. Yeah. Like, you are walking. So we will get you to London, but good luck getting back, I guess. And it'll be a great trip and not to poo-poo all over it, because I'm sure you want to it anyway. Hey, I'd rather be delayed in London. I get it. I get it. So we'll make that happen for you now and then we'll call someone probably early next week and give you the good news that you're moving from the standby list to the actual boarding list. So I'll pick up your phone call in just a second, and hopefully you are the 20th caller.
2:01.9	Of course, the number's here.
2:05.0	You can call, you can text 8005201060-1067 to interact with the show.
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