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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K. Rock. All right. If you're new to the show, nice to meet you. I'm fine. That's Ali. There's DJ Omar Khan right there, Jake Znerd. You got Postmaster Johnny. And yesterday he did give us his recipe for fresh squeezed orange juice, which involves two dozen eggs. It's a very different sort of formula. But he did give it to us yesterday during the Johnny Doesn't Know One Question. and that video is up on our Instagram, McLean Alley show. You have to see it to believe it. Wow, 909. I know this is unrelated, but we were just talking about this. Brad Pitt is hot and cool, but he smells. Oh, no way. Everyone's got their thing, right? I know Beckham's in the news these days, and everyone thinks Beckham's all great, but then he's got that weird little mousy voice. So everyone's got their thing.

And it's sunny. Everyone's got their thing, right? I know Beckham's in the news these days, and everyone thinks Beckham's all great,

but then he's got that weird little mousy voice.

So everyone's got their thing.

And his son hates him.

Right.

Other than that, though, he's like, oh, man, rich, good looking and all that. But do you think you could get over a bad smell if they're that hot? I think that the smell is tough because as I learned in this book that Allie, you got me about breath, that smell is maybe the most important of our senses for so many reasons. Maybe that's why they call him Brad Pitt, by the way, because he smells like this. Wow, they pit it out. Yeah. Maybe in a normal last name, and that was his nickname. Jake, you know what? This is Brad O'Malley. No, no, no. It's Brad Pitt now. Disgusting freak. From now on, Jake the nerd is now Jake Pitt on the show. Officially changed your night. I actually like that better. But God bless the people who like a weird smell. Like, I know somebody he smells, but his girlfriend loves the way he smells. And I'm like, good for you. And that's why they say of all of the ways you can tell if you're going to be compatible with someone. Forget about the looks and forget about all the stuff. The pheromones and the smells. And if you find someone to reek and be disgusting smelling, it's probably your way of saying I shouldn't mate with this person.

Because it will have some weird cyclops baby.

Yeah.

No, it goes back.

Like deep in your DNA.

Deep, deep, deep.

You know, I was mentioning Johnny's egg thing yesterday.

His stupid answer during Johnny doesn't know.

Yesterday, because of the car theft that went on,

I finally did part two of my cleanse and per your advice and per your Vanessa's tutorial I did the traditional egg rubbing on our bodies

to try to remove all evil spirits which does sound weird and hippie-dippy and all that crap.

But at this point, you know...

Try everything.

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