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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- One-Arm Gary, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.0

This is the world famous K.Rock.

0:34.9

After 10 a.m., we're still here live on K. Rock.

0:37.4

If you meet us, 800, 5201067. In a moment, Johnny will be in here. Bomb Week continues. I believe today's Yeager Bomb Day for Johnny. He'll be trying another alcohol that he's never had before. Yeager bombs bring back fond, fond, and not so fond memories from mostly college. Mine was after college. I had a friend who was super into Yeager, and he would bring it to every party, and it was just Yeagerbom season when I was hanging out with him. And then vodka Red Bulls for a while. Yeah. Do you get so drunk and you want to pass out? You can because you're wired. Yeah. Jake was definitely one of those guys who referred to Yeager as Dear Blood.

1:11.7

I feel like he was one of those.

1:12.6

There was always one guy.

1:13.6

Did you bring the deer blood?

1:14.7

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It's just Yeager. No, it's deer blood. Anyway, Johnny will be in here in a moment to try his first ever Yeager bomb and then answer one question. if you'd like to join us for some Johnny Doesn't Know.

1:25.1

Give us a call now.

1:26.0

800, 5201067, and it's a lightning round if Johnny Doesn't Know.

1:30.7

And one prize, I grabs. We say hi to One Armed Gary, who's waiting on the phone. Good morning, One Arm, Gary. Good morning. How are you doing? I'm doing fine. Are you still losing your eye, or did you end up doing the surgery? No, I changed my insurance, and I can't even get a date to do it, but I'm going to do it. I told Charlie that I'm going to do it just because he told me to you. Oh, good. All right. I'm glad you made the decision. I know at the end of last year, you were going to lose the vision in one of your eyes if you didn't get this piece of skin cut off it like a pirate and uh ali's gagging right now but uh you

2:03.1

were not going to do that because you were afraid of your eyes if you didn't get this piece of skin cut off it like a pirate and uh ali's gagging right now

2:02.4

but uh you were not going to do that because you were afraid that you were going to be awake the

2:05.9

whole time but uh we've talked you into getting the surgery right so i'm going to get it but

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