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So we will kick that off with you this Friday, starting at 11 a.m. Sharp. Love you to join us. Details on our Instagram, Klein Alley Show. If you're new to the show, you don't know if you like us yet. That's okay. My name's Klein. That's Alley. That is DJ Omar Khan. Hey, hey. He is the audio sniper.

That is Jake the nerd.

Happy Kimby Day.

Celebrating the anniversary of the day he got his dog.

Is today the day you got the dog or today's the day the dog was born? Today's the day I got the dog. We don't know when she was born. It's the gotcha day. Right, because Ali had taken some time off of work because she had a test tube baby. Yeah, Ali took a Friday off. Right. I remember that. She started it. The sperm was in a tank. There was never a test tube. There was a turkey baser. Oh, that's right. Allie got turkey-based. And as a result, she had to take some time off for, you know, maternity leave. Because I had an open wound. Right, whatever. I mean, excuses, excuses. And anyway, Jake decided he was bored that day, so he went out and got a dog and he said this dog has forever changed his life. It's weird because he still thanks me. Yeah, I know. He's like, I'm so glad because, you know, when you left, it was like we had a random day off. So I went to get Kibby. If you hadn't had that baby, then that day wouldn't have happened, then I wouldn't have got it. It was like it's just so emotional for you. I'm glad to change your life so much. This hour I think we're going to have your dog in here so that we can try to figure out what your dog is actually thinking, being strapped to you for so many hours a day. We get into that.

You can only imagine a relationship that she can't get out offline. I love you. It's just terrible, I'm sure. I think about how many dogs probably hate their owners and they just have to live with them forever. She loves me. She's on my lap right now. I think that most people would not want to hear what their dogs. I think they think they want to hear what their dogs think,

but I don't think they would want that information.

No, it's like, I think that most people would not want to hear what their dogs. I think they think they want to hear what their dogs think, but I don't think they would want that information.

No, it's like when your kids grow up and then you learn that they really hate you.

Right.

Like I don't want to know that.

It was great when they were like two and go blah blah blah, blah, dad.

You're my best friend.

And then finally they go like, hey, you know what, Dad? I hate you. You're like, wow, you didn't know that two years ago. Sorry, you learned to talk. So we will get into a lot this hour. We kick off, though, with one question. Postmaster Johnny will be in here to have another drink and answer one question. And if you'd like to play a game and win yourself a three-day passes to creep i.e.con this weekend.

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