New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K. Rock. It's Friday. It's K. Rock. Itey's show, Alley here, and across from me is the lovely, the beautiful, the baddest betch, Vanessa.

Thank you.

Klein is out today, he's got some family stuff he's got to deal with on the East Coast.

I wonder if he used that fake handicapped placard to park at the airport. So that would be kind of a great idea. I'm sure his car would not be there when he returned, but at least from the moment, get great parking. Jake the nerds in the nerd hole over there. He's the assistant to the audio sniper, who is Mr. DJ Omar Khan. Hey, hey. And, of course, answering the phones back there. Holding down the Ford is Postmaster Johnny.

Bitch.

Our other bitch.

Our other bitch on the show.

It's a bitch-filled show today.

And, of course, we've got Friday vibes.

Vanessa, you love the Friday vibes.

Come on, give us a little something.

Pump us up.

I was not ready, but yes, guys, it is Friday.

Let's go.

She needs coffee.

You need the coffee.

Okay, I didn't want to drink coffee because I didn't want to have anxiety running the

board because I would make mistakes.

But then I was like, no, you're better than this.

I did some breathing exercises.

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