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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Ally Has Beef with Her Mom, The Blind Butt Test and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous K.R.

0:34.6

Oh, yeah, welcome to your weekend.

0:37.9

We are a Kleinlli show. This is Taira. Let's get all that out of the way with so we can get you some tickets to go see the food fighters next weekend at the Kia Forum. And then we will get into the hour we have in store for you. It should be a good one, especially if you're watching along on YouTube, because the big blind butt test will be happening. Blind blind charlie his girlfriend and a whole lineup of butts to try to prove a point that we wanted to see can he

0:59.8

pick his own girlfriend's butt out of a lineup he is blind so he has you know as we've learned before

1:05.4

he's got extra powers with other parts of his body touch and smell and taste and all the other stuff

1:10.0

but that'll be happening.

1:11.6

You can tell who a person is just by being in their proximity if you're blind, right? I would think so. That's why we wanted to make sure, we've talked about this way too long, but we've tried all these things to make sure he doesn't smell. You know, we want to make sure he doesn't pick out of smell or hears her voice or here's her laugh. There was another rehearsal going on in here, by the way.

1:28.4

I just saw it.

1:29.2

It's wild.

1:30.0

Yeah, it is wild.

1:30.8

Next week, can we do the great fart test? I don't know if we would, maybe the week after. Next week, we're pretty busy. Okay, okay, all right, right. Let's say hi to college 20 right now, and that will be in Long Beach, California. Is this Elena? What's you? You are going to go see the Food Fighters.

1:44.2

Oh, it is.

1:45.0

You are going to go see the Food Fighters. Oh, my God, I'm so, so, thank you so much. Yes, enjoy the show. It should be a great one. They seem to play for two, three, four, five hours. And hold on one second so we can get you those tickets. You'll have another chance to win on K-Rock today at noon. if you are waiting around to win your way into our trip in Colorado to go to Hotel Alpin Rock, I recommend you keep listening because everything we say on the show, everything we've said and everything we continue to say. And everything we've regretted saying, which is a lot. Could be answers to questions that we will get into at the end of the show for the Klein All's snow quiz to get you into that sweet Colorado snow with us,

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