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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Embarrassing Injuries, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous Hay Rock. Oh yeah, welcome you a weekend on a Friday just after 8 o'clock. Klein Ali's show. You've come to the right place. Maybe at the right time. Depends on what you're looking for. Foo Fighters tickets in an hour. But this hour, we are going to talk about what happened to the Foo Fighters, particularly their guitarist, Pat Smir, who had an injury doing something that seems like a relaxing, not very dangerous activity, gardening, yet he broke his foot in multiple places

0:56.1

so he will not be at the show. And they're still going to play anyway. It's happening next weekend,

1:00.4

and we will get you in at 9 o'clock today. However, the question we have for you later this hour

1:04.3

is, what is something you did that shouldn't have been dangerous at all? Like one of those, this is

1:09.0

like a no one gets hurt doing this, but yet you sustained a massive injury doing it. And it could be something simple. Like, don't they say most of the injuries happen around the house? It's just stuff that you're doing, like walking up a flight of stairs rather than like out jet skiing. I met a guy one time with a glass eye and he told me he lost his eye yo-yoing. He was trying to do a yo-yo trick and he said the yo-yo came off the string and it basically hit his eye in such a way that it bruised and he was had a full-on glass. Now, I don't know if it was just some story he went with. Or maybe he's one of those guys who tells a different story to every person. He seemed pretty, the way he told it to me. I mean, either he's... That's an aggressive yo-yo.

1:44.6

That would pop your eye out.

1:45.7

But I'm talking about, like, we're talking about a thing that, like, no one gets hurt doing is yo-yoing, and this guy lost an eye, yo-yoing. So I put that in the same category as breaking your foot multiple places, gardening. Yeah, no one's yo-yoing and going, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out. Right.

1:56.6

That could be dangerous.

1:57.4

Careful everyone.

1:58.3

Are you wearing knee pads?

1:59.3

He's got a yo-yo.

1:59.8

I want a yo-yo for Christmas.

2:00.9

You'll poke your eye out.

2:01.8

If you'd rather, though, rather than go to the food fighters, you'd rather go join That could be dangerous. Careful, everyone. Are you wearing knee pads? He's got a yo-yo. I want a yo-yo for Christmas.

2:01.8

You'll poke your eye out. If you'd rather than go to food fighters, you'd rather go join us on a ski trip. We'll be going to Breckenridge, Colorado. I'd love you to join us. You need to be listening to the complete show today because we'll have the Klein Ali's snow quiz at the end. questions about everything that happened on today's show,

2:15.0

get three in a row right, and you win your way in.

2:16.8

And I'll tell you who really wants to go on the trip.

2:18.3

I don't think this will be a surprise to anyone, Allie.

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