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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Decluttering, The Show Quiz and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right, $5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:35.1

All right, welcome to a summer hour in the middle of January.

0:37.7

We are Klein Alley's show.

0:38.7

This is K Rock.

0:40.0

We're covering from the Big Blind Butt Test. Some people checking out the YouTube for the very first time. And thank you for checking out the show. My name's Klein. That is Ali. Hello. That is DJ Omar Khan right there. You got Jake the Nerve. What's up? And then Postmaster Johnny in the back taking the calls at 800 52067.

0:57.2

And... got Jake the nerve. What's that? And then Postmaster Johnny in the back taking the calls at 800 520167 and producer Vanessa that was running around during that entire blind butt test trying to make sure everything was mic and Charlie was grabbing the right things. Some damn fine work right there. It's a good radio. That's why she used to work for NASA. I was thinking about that the whole time that she was doing that.

1:11.8

At one point, she put the ass in NASA.

1:13.5

At one point, she got a paycheck from NASA. And now she's running around trying to make sure that our blind guy is grabbing the right fake asses. Yeah, but you do it well, Vanessa. Do it well. That muffin energized you in the right way. Everyone knows that NASA's just a stepping stone position until you get to doing this stuff.

1:28.1

So that's what it's all about, right?

1:30.2

Lots to get to doing this stuff.

1:28.1

So that's what it's all about, right?

1:30.2

Lots to get to this hour on the show.

1:43.9

If you need us, you can call, you can text, you can join us. This is the hour. We give away that trip. If you're looking to do some skiing and snowboarding, we're just lounging. Apres ski style in Breckenridge, Colorado at the Hotel Alpin Rock.

1:46.9

It's going to be a great time, and we would love you to join us.

1:44.4

And if you've been paying attention to today's show, we have some quiz questions coming up. It's the Klein Alley Snow Quiz, and whoever can get three in a row right first will win themselves the trip, which is airfare, lift tickets. I'm getting excited about this trip. Especially now that it's getting colder, it just feels like, ah, I got to get some equipment on. It's going to be a good time. So if you've put in a few hours of listening today, don't stop now. We will get to that. Coming up a little bit later, we kick off this hour, though, with some smashing pumpkins on your KROQ. Claire Rock, we are a Klein-A-L-E-Show.

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