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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- The Blind Jab, The Sound Bite Draft and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

0:05.5

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course you can handle.

0:22.6

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K.R.

0:33.9

Hell yeah. Welcome to your weekend. Good morning. Good hour to be alive. Good hour to be with us here on K Rock. We will get into your entertainment report with Panty host Greg. As you know, that man loves entertainment, but he seems to only focus on the same two celebrities. And one of them is Shailaboof. And the other one, I'm not sure who it is, but we will get into a brand. Kelly Clarkson.

0:54.8

Oh, that's right.

0:55.8

He loves Kelly. Usually, if it's any entertainment involving Kelly Clarkson or Shilabuff, you'll get it right here on K Rock. We got beat your boss, hopefully getting later this hour. If you are working for someone, you still have a job and your boss still takes your calls and you'd like to go ahead and challenge them to prove that you know more than they do,

1:12.0

you could get yourself a bonus day of your weekend. And that's what we're hoping for. So if you'd like to join us, please reach out 800-52060-1067. The rules are you must have your boss's number. They must agree to come on the air with us. And you can battle them live on K-Rock for a chance to get an extra day of weekend. That means

1:28.3

today instead of going into work, free day off. However, if the boss beats you, a lot of times

1:32.5

they will make you work a weekend or do some overtime without any additional money. And these are

1:37.7

just basic questions, right? Like how many sizes an Octagon have? That's right. Basic trivia just to prove

1:44.0

that sometimes us underlings know more than our actual boss. Sure, they've got the fancy office with the windows, but the reality is we all know that we know more than they do for the most part. So we'll get to that this hour as well. And then we got those Disneyland tickets coming up at 9 a.m. sharp. So lots of ways to get involved with the show. And if you need us, 800, 5201067 to call to text. There's a goat line there for you. That number is 844-956 G0AT. And we are here for it. Hopefully you are as well on K Rock. We are a Klein-alley's show. We don't do a lot with entertainment.

2:19.2

Clearly, we try every day, but apparently we're falling miserably. As Vanessa pointed out,

2:23.4

we are not a funny show. A fluke. And we don't understand comedy. But that's why we go to the experts.

2:28.6

And you better believe it's time for another one of those. Time-tested entertainment reports from the only man that seems to care

2:35.0

he's got his ear to the ground because he think he sleeps on the floor and his name is panos

2:40.9

gregg it's time for the panning hose gregg entertainment report so here we go alley one's last time we did

2:46.7

one of these entertainment reports with panos gregg? Never? I think he did one previously.

2:51.9

Oh, he did?

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