New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

Oh yeah, welcome to your weekend and welcome to your K-Rock.

We are Klein Alley's show.

Very excited to bring in Gene Merman, Eugene Merman, Bob's Burgers, comedy specials, and much more.

And if you want to talk about historic quotes from all of television, Allie, I think when future civilizations look back on us, they will listen to this clip from Bob's Burgers and they will say they had it right back in America, back in the 2020s and take a listen.

Hey, remember my fart from last night? Be more specific. Maybe this will ring a bell.

Classic, classic, Bob's Burgers. I love Bob's Burgers. Very excited for the entrance into the studio. This man survived near death, and we will hear your near death stories as well. As a man that almost saw his demise, he will help judge which one of you almost saw your demise, and someone's going to get all hooked up here on the show. So we have that to look forward to this hour, plus much more.

Right now, though, we give away some tickets to Disneyland. Caller 20 looking for you. And that puts

us in West Los Angeles on someone by the name of Joe. Good morning, Joe. Oh, good morning,

Klein and Alley. You are. They're doing great, but you're doing better because you are the 20th caller

for Disneyland tickets are yours. Oh, nice. Thank you guys so much. You are very welcome. And for anyone listening right now that goes to, people still actually call radio shows and win stuff, what would you like to say to those people? You can suck a... Well, well, careful, careful, careful. I won't let you into Disneyland with language like that. Hold on one second. Enjoy your four tickets, and we'll have another opportunity for you to win those again at noon, and then three, and then six, until we get all your asses into Disneyland. Coming up, Allie, a sad update as to the surgery that I underwent that turned me from a regular man into a pig man. I can see the sad update. Now, there's an even sadder update, which I'll share with you in a moment. Not another surgery. I'm not going to say definitely not. Oh my God. It's... Just leave it alone. A personal disaster, which we'll get into. And then we've got Eugene Murman coming into the K-R-R-Studios. You can watch us as we are streaming live on YouTube as well. Lots up coming this morning on your KROQ. Welcome to your weekend. Hey Rock, we are Klein-Ele's show. It was many, I don't know, six months ago, perhaps, that we shared with you the video that my wife had taken to me passed out on the couch

during some show and when we played this on the radio a lot of people reached out and they said

they were very concerned about my health and they thought I was going to die because they said

you can actually hear him running out of air and potentially choking on his own tongue and people freaked me out. I got a lot of

DMs from listeners that said all kidding aside, yes, you sound like a disgusting monster while

sleeping, but all kidding aside, if you don't get that looked at, you're probably going to

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