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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Granite and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.3	I want to be positive.
0:36.0	It's just I'm a fucking addict to this show.
0:38.3	Five million dollar private.
0:40.3	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:43.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:47.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:50.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:52.3	Whoa, sweet different sake, did you see that?
0:54.5	Beep a fan, Annie's show.
0:56.2	Let's get the still shouted.
0:58.2	The show started.
1:00.6	The show started.
1:01.8	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:04.3	Three, two, one.
1:07.5	And here we go.
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