New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rog.

Hell yeah, let's get into it.

A brand new month has officially begun.

No time to waste. I'm sorry, Ray. We'll try to get to you eventually at some point this morning. I know some people need the sweet sounds for Ray, Ali's neighbor to sing us in on a Monday morning. But here we are together again. Allie back in the studio. After recovering from attempt number two. Attempt to do. And everyone knows the sequels are always better than the original. Oh, God. So, Ali's back at it again. May or may not be pregnant right now. We don't know. We don't know. Feel like crap. So hopefully that's a good sign. 100% there's a baby in there. That's what she said last. And when she's right, she's right. Mm-hmm. Now, they said everything went as well as it could have been,

and that I did my little meditation beforehand.

I had a nice warm blanket over me.

It was a nice calm procedure.

Got some food after I got McDonald's fries and pineapple,

because that's what the receptionist told me to do.

Pineapple what?

Pineapple?

Oh, slices of pineapple? Mm-hmm. Not at McDonald's. You can get those. No, no, no. But they said get pineapple and get McDonald's fries. But those are some sort of a hidden menu that we didn't know about. You haven't had McDonald's pineapple prize? You never have those before. Totally game changer. So you've gone through the process yet again. This time you made it all hippie-dippy. And a lot of people pointed out that the odds are in your favor because apparently you did this during a very rare blue moon. A blue moon that only happens once every 20 years or something. Yeah, I know. It's like a double full moon or something. I did a sound bath on Saturday night. It was one of... what this one's definitely not going to take. Many different sound baths. Thank you. I think you need to go in a drug-fueled bender. Right. And then do it and then you will get knocked out. Well, you know, there's also those stories that are like, I went wine tasting all day, the day before I, you know, got pregnant. That's your lane. Yeah, maybe it does. You're the daughter of the throwgo. Yeah. Well, I mean, I come from a long lineage of very fertile women. There were five kids on each side of my parents' families. Whoa. Really? Yeah. Plus all the milk babies, Sally's mom had? A million uncles and aunts. Yeah. Yeah, and they've got a ton of kids too. So it's like a huge family. I don't know what's going on in my department. Do you guys? Do you guys know how many tonsil siblings, Hallie has? I mean, so many. You can't count them. I couldn't pause. The family reunion would be too big. So anyway, well, we're thrilled to have you back in the KROC studios. Last week, it was my money up for grabs.

I gave a total of $0 away to people. You'll have an opportunity later this morning in moments to take some of Valley's money because she's back to paying the people. And we have a big announcement if you want to travel around the fine country of ours, known America this summer and see one of K-Roc's greatest bands.

I would argue that this is definitely one of the Mount Rushmore K-Rock bands. We will send you to go see.

Is this part of America's 250th birthday? This is not. This is about K-Roc's road trip USA. Destination number, it's CNC Music Factory. Ah, sweet. They're available. Destination number two, we will tell you where you'll be going and who you'll be seeing. It is a real America trip, and we'll make that happen for you coming up later this morning. And then also we will get you to the Field of Dreams at Petco Park, San Diego, with sublime and slightly stupid and more.

That plus much, much, much, much more happening this morning.

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