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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 1- ADD News, Jake's Radio Stuff and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K Rock. Good morning. Welcome to K Rock. We're a on Elie's show. Phones open. Text line open, 800.

0:38.1

52067 if you need us,

0:40.0

or you just want to use those for tickets to Disneyland.

0:42.3

Or you'd like to go to the Renaissance Pleasure Fair.

0:44.8

Al-A.

0:45.4

Cesar.

0:46.1

We get you into that this morning as well.

0:49.1

And Seinfeld, Netflix is a joke as Vanessa attempts to perform her best Seinfeld routines.

0:55.0

She's not familiar with Seinfeld, the show, or the person.

0:57.6

Let's get a little tip.

0:59.0

She's working on it.

1:00.2

I think she's working on some stuff in the bag.

1:02.4

She says she needs time to prepare.

1:04.4

But she also said it's Vanessa Field.

1:07.9

Vanessa Field is what she's doing.

1:10.5

So look forward to that a little bit later.

1:12.6

If you're a fan of comedy or you hate comedy, either you will enjoy this. I have a feeling. And not everyone is listening to the show this morning. Here's a person that says they will no longer be listening to us. No. So we've lost the listener, which means it is your responsibility now to go out and find an additional listener for the show so that we can get some homeostasis right here on K Rock.

1:31.0

No offense. which means it is your responsibility now to go out and find an additional listener for the show so that we can get some homeostasis right here on k rock no offense i love

1:32.3

k rock Klein and alley is freaking amazing but Klein's voice is so embedded into my head that i actually had a dream about him

1:41.5

and i must confess that in my dream we had a love affair oh I think

1:46.2

it's time to maybe take a two-day break from Klein and Ali in the morning. Jesus I was that bad in her

1:52.7

dream sex that she now has to take a two-day break from the show or it was that good and she just can't

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