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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally Gets Jabbed In The Butt & A Call W Our Boss (FULL SHOW 4/22)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

We started with Ally making a fool of herself in front of Jack Antonoff yesterday during the new In N Out Burger Soundspace performance with Bleachers. Did she talk uncomfortably about luring children into a van with candy? Yes, yes she did. Did Jake the Nerd stumble on a gold mine? He inherited a bunch of old ass radio equipment and Omar thinks he can get upwards of 6 figures if he sells it to the right person. If he DOES make a profit, should he even be allowed to control the money? He's the least financially responsible person on the show.. Ally has to start her IVF shots this morning to gear up for her big embryo transfer on Monday. Jake and Klein will be administering the shots in her ass for the rest of the week, and today it was Jake's turn to do the stabbing. There was blood, there was screaming, there was ass slapping... We also had a very uncomfortable call with our boss after learning we are now the #1 morning show in all of LA. Surprising for sure, but we figured we'd capitalize on this fluke by giving Kevin Weatherly a small list of demands. He didn't take it well, but I think we're getting a new couch!

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K Rock. We're a on Elie's show. Phones open. Text line open, 800.

0:38.1

52067 if you need us,

0:40.0

or you just want to use those for tickets to Disneyland.

0:42.3

Or you'd like to go to the Renaissance Pleasure Fair.

0:44.8

Al-A.

0:45.4

Cesar.

0:46.1

We get you into that this morning as well.

0:49.1

And Seinfeld, Netflix is a joke as Vanessa attempts to perform her best Seinfeld routines.

0:55.0

She's not familiar with Seinfeld, the show, or the person.

0:57.6

Let's get a little tip.

0:59.0

She's working on it.

1:00.3

I think she's working on some stuff in the bag.

1:02.4

She says she needs time to prepare.

1:04.4

But she also said it's Vanessa Field.

1:07.9

Vanessa Field is what she's doing.

1:10.5

So look forward to that a little bit later.

1:12.6

If you're a fan of comedy or you hate comedy, either you will enjoy this. I have a feeling. And not everyone is listening to the show this morning. Here's a person that says they will no longer be listening to us. No. So we've lost the listener, which means it is your responsibility now to go out and find an additional listener for the show so that we can get some homeostasis right here on K Rock.

1:31.0

No, friend. which means it is your responsibility now to go out and find an additional listener for the show so that we can get some homeostasis right here on k rock no offense i love k

1:32.6

rock klein and alley is freaking amazing but klein's voice is so embedded into my head that i actually had a dream about him

1:41.4

and i must confess that in my dream we had a love affair oh I think

1:46.2

it's time to maybe take a two-day break from Klein and Ali in the morning. Jesus I was that bad in her

1:52.7

dream sex that she now has to take a two-day break from the show or it was that good and she just can't

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