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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Playing Jab Ass, The Top Radio Show and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

0:05.5

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course you can handle.

0:22.6

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous J-Rong.

0:33.8

Good morning.

0:35.0

We got big things to do, Allie.

0:36.5

And you said that the most important thing about this injection we give you right now is that it happens at the same time every day, and we're already late.

0:43.4

Speaking of sweet cheeks. So, Allie is going to allow us, and which one of us do you trust the most? Because this is...

0:50.0

Well, I trust you the most because I think you have done this before. You've done injections. Yeah, I do some injections. You've jabbed. No, I've never jab. Well, I have jabbed. I jabbed my wife. She's on a peptide now. The glow peptide ladies, you know what I'm talking about? It's supposed to be, I don't know, something that women are into for their skin. I don't know. supposedlyosedly it makes your skin glow? I don't know. It does. Is your wife okay with you, Deb and Allie in the butt? That's a good question. Wait, your wife glows in the dark? That's cool. She glows in the dark. Ty can find her. It's just you wake up in the middle of the night. you're like, ah. She's like one of the families. She's constantly shining. That's cool. I don't know. There's some, I want that. There's some peptide that apparently is all the rage. You know, it goes with that whole stupid laser beam mask that women wear and all that other stuff. Well, also, Jake did injections on himself for a long time. Jake jabbed himself with the weight loss stuff. Yeah, so Jake can jab me too. You're okay to let any of us jab you in the butt? I don't want to. Why, Vanessa? Because I'll be shaky, I'll be. She'll be too scared. You need to be able to really jab it too, because this is a big needles.. Kids take needles. Vanessa, what if we give you a lollipop after your jab, Allie? Maybe. Let me see if I could, let me see if I have permission. Omar's right. If I'm going to touch Ali's ass, I should get permission first, even though there's really no sexual, anything between Ali and I. No.

2:18.7

Not yet.

2:20.7

We're building up to it.

2:24.4

The reality is if I do jab you in the ass,

2:28.0

then technically I'm kind of impregnating you, right?

2:28.7

Isn't that what's happening?

2:32.1

No, you're just giving me a shot of progesterone in oil.

2:35.5

But you need the progesterone in oil to get pregnant, right?

2:36.6

Well, yeah.

2:37.6

I do.

2:38.0

Hey, babe.

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