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Delusional Diaries

neighbors everywhere

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now.


on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss… 



Timestamps

0:17 - Everything Hamptons 

14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels

25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy

29:00 - Banning phones at concerts?

30:48 - Ideal date 

34:18 - Our travel dynamic 

37:19 - Worst hangover stories

49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war 

52:36 - Would you rather… 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. We're in the Hamptons.

0:19.1

Whoop. It's a Monday. Yeah. We already talked in more in depth about the Hampton situation on our Patreon, five bucks a month, also add freeze on there every week and then one exclusive episode every single month. We also have a newsletter, if you guys didn't know, all the things. You have a website now. Lots of things are, we're on the come up yeah 100% I'm saying

0:38.7

um but I did get a house out here so we're neighbors in every lifetime now it's so exciting

0:44.0

it honestly is just makes my life easier makes your life easier it's really great as much as I want in

0:50.1

New Jersey it just isn't the right time like we have so much overlap which I'm so grateful for and I'm loving yeah it would have made our lives much more stressful if it didn't go this way no I was like literally read and I would like talk and he'd be like what are you guys gonna do about the podcast when she moves to New Jersey I'm like read I don't know like we could have done it virtually but like I just prefer like so much of it's like about our

1:11.4

experiences and what's happening like in our lives and stuff where it's just it's so much we have so

1:16.1

much more to give with being. And like I both I feel like we both can't even get away for two

1:20.8

seconds let alone like making the effort to like go to New Jersey slash New York every week and

1:26.1

record like I feel like that would be so

1:27.8

fucking difficult yeah so it's nice when we already line up within the same areas yes it's like

1:33.5

it's ideal yeah um and I'm very I'm so happy it all worked out like it's I always said like when

1:38.6

you were getting offer rejected and rejected and rejected the past year I I was like, once things finally work out,

1:45.2

I'm going to look back and be like, that's why everything didn't work out. And now that I'm in it,

1:50.4

I'm like, that's why everything didn't work out. Yeah. We had the best weekend. I've never felt

1:55.8

more like love and gratefulness in my heart. I say this like all the time. I feel like, but like,

2:00.6

I just keep

2:01.0

elevating with like what that means to have good people and a good vibe and all of that

2:06.1

stuff around. And this weekend was just beautiful. Yeah, we had a great weekend. I'm also really

2:11.2

excited to see your house and after you do all your renovations and like everything. I feel like

2:15.2

it's really fun to kind of like start from scratch and do exactly

2:19.1

what you want and customize to exactly what you like. What's your vibe is. Yeah. Yeah. No, this house,

2:25.4

I'm being honest, I hate every part of it. But I love the bones. The bones, yeah. Which is all

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