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Hot Take: There’s No Such Thing As Golddiggers!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Here's a hot take: there's NO such thing as golddiggers! Do you agree with this viral video?


+ Stefani Clowers is a lab teacher for all grades at Martin Luther King, Jr. Elementary School in Macon, GA. As a single mom who faces daily decisions NO parent should face, she could really use your help. Will you help clear her list HERE: https://bit.ly/4mFJUJx


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0:00.0

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0:03.5

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0:10.6

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0:12.3

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0:18.1

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0:22.3

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0:25.1

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0:26.2

UK for teas and season booking information.

0:32.3

The bird show.

0:33.5

In a couple of seconds here, we will spend quality time helping out a single mom who is also a teacher.

0:39.4

He's trying to make a whole bunch of lifestyle decisions. Like, okay, should I get groceries this week? Should I pay the light bill? Or should I get decorations for my class? So we're going to try to help her out with that. All right, this is good news. There's no such thing as a gold digger. Yeah, we thought there were gold diggers out there, but there is no such thing.

0:37.7

According to DAVI-H-S, This is good news. There's no such thing as a gold digger. Yeah, we thought there were gold diggers out there, but there is no such thing.

0:56.4

According to DAVI-87DP on Instagram, he explains why gold diggers do not exist.

1:04.9

There's no such thing as a gold digger. Women are naturally expensive. So pick one in your price range and shut up.

1:11.2

Hair, nails, skin care, clothes, makeup, none of that is free.

1:15.6

Even that girl that you think slow maintenance, the one that's natural, you must never had a girlfriend before.

1:21.4

Because that natural girl, she's rocking a $200 effortless look.

1:25.8

Okay, that's just the base model.

1:27.3

You want the leather seats in the sunroof that's going cost you. So pick one in your price range and shut up. You don't walk into a luxury car dealership and yell at the salesman because the car is more than you can afford. You get a carola and you mind your business, right? If she's out of your budget, that's not her being a gold digger.

1:45.8

That's you shopping in the wrong aisle.

1:47.8

You can't complain that champagne costs too much when you only brought beer money.

1:52.7

Okay, stop complaining and just date within your means.

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