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Because let's face it, reality TV isn't garbage. It isn't a guilty pleasure. We watch it because it fulfills a deep human need, a need for storytelling. We love stories. Humans have been telling stories since the dawn of time. And reality TV is no different. The characters we see on reality TV are just as messy and just as dramatic

as Shakespeare characters as Greek gods from Greek mythology. They just have a bit more

plastic surgery and glam teams. Now, normally on Hot Masterpiece Theater, we talk about a guest's

favorite reality TV scene or we talk about a reality TV

character trope and break down how it shows up in the shows we love. But because it's Thanksgiving,

happy Thanksgiving by the way, we're doing something a little different. We are going to do

some hot takes on hot topics. I'm calling it H.T. Squared. I just made that up on the fly. I am not calling it that. I don't know what I'm calling it.

Feel free to give me suggestions for what you'd like to call this segment where I give my hot takes on all the trending topics going on in reality TV.

Up first, let's talk about Candy and Todd's divorce. From the real

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