Hot Girls and Their Ugly Dogs (with Ashley Nicole Black)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the pod, Caleb, Shelby, and Emmy-winning (!!!) writer/actress/comedian Ashley Nicole Black get into it. It = the best moments of the human experience, the things we should be most proud to show off to the aliens in space. It mostly = the 1997 ouevre My Best Friend's Wedding. They also get into the use of stalls vs. urinals, how to actually give someone a compliment without telling on yourself, and an absolutely harrowing tale from Caleb's dating life. Let this be a reminder to do a thorough background check on all your dates, lil freaks!!!! Ashley's Artifacts Day Drinking Outside (Experience) When a Baby Uses You As a Couch (Behavior) My Best Friend's Wedding (1997 Film) Being a Drunk Girl in the Bathroom (Shared Feeling) Adopting Dogs (Activity) Follow Ashley on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:07.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:18.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our plant and friend I wishes to all who we encounter
0:24.6	this voyager.
0:25.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:29.6	Hello.
0:30.6	Hello.
0:31.6	Al-a and saludos at allaikum.
0:33.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:40.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:50.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
1:04.9	Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
1:06.1	Caleb, Shelby.
1:11.8	Before we get into this, I want to address one single commenter, I think it was, which is someone who said the least we could have done was have Mike on the podcast.
1:15.6	Yeah.
1:16.1	Well, we're trying.
1:17.1	He's going to come on the podcast.
1:18.5	We couldn't make it work when we, it is not.
1:21.5	Someone said the least we can.
1:22.6	It was like.
1:22.9	Where did they comment this?
1:24.8	It was on something.
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