Timelessly Cool (with Jill Gutowitz)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

An episode that will undoubtedly be used as a resource on LGBTQIA+ allyship and gay rights manual for the alien species forever into the future. Writer and world's biggest and last remaining Pinkberry customer Jill Gutowitz stops by to explain to us (and the aliens) that adjusting a lesbian's clothing is actually a homophobic slur, how to get a boyfriend through AIM as a young closeted resident of New Jersey, and that the looks exchanged by hot young cheerleaders in an early aughts cinematic masterpiece are actually peak gay. Jill's Artifacts AIM (Technology) Freaky Friday (2003 Film) The glances exchanged between Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union, and Eliza Dushku in Bring It On (Cinematic Moment) Pinkberry (Food) A Taylor Swift Avatar On Twitter Telling You To Die (Experience) Follow Jill on Twitter and Instagram and buy her new book, Girls Can Kiss Now, out now from Simon & Schuster. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blank and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, Tornuu.
0:31.6	Hello.
0:32.6	Al-a and saludos at allaikum.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:41.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:51.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:54.7	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
1:06.3	Shelby.
1:07.1	Caleb.
1:07.7	How are you?
1:08.5	Well.
1:13.5	You got to stop asking.
1:15.0	Can I ask you a question?
1:15.7	Go ahead.
1:24.0	What do you think, in your professional opinion, and I know that you have studied this and spent on a lot of time thinking about this, what do you think is going on with the temperature in this room?
1:27.4	Well, I think it's a good part. And be honest with me.
1:29.0	Well, here's my actual genuine take.
1:31.1	Okay.
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