Truly No Worries

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Live (not really!) from the brand new Headgum Studios (yes really!) it's everybody's favorite comedy/friendship duo Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein!!!! Our first in-studio episode has something for everyone: Caleb trying to cry on command and then blaming everyone else in the studio when he can't; Shelby revealing that God is her social media manager; the two of them reconciling after a near-show-ending fight about potato chip flavors; and Caleb's mom texting to ask a question that's been on all of our minds lately: "What is Netflix?" No answer is given. Of course, Caleb and Shelby also turned to you, their lil freaks, to see what you've been wanting to add/delete from the Golden Record these days: Your Record Additions Kwik Trip (Place) One Direction's Performance of "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia on X Factor at Simon Cowell's House (Audio-Visual) Dill Pickle Flavored Chips (Snack) Finding a Loaded Gift Card You Forgot You Had (Currency) Your Deletions When Escalators Are Out of Order (Inconvenience) P.S. If you like it when Caleb and Shelby sing, this is the ep for you. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Good-jord, al-Moon.
0:31.6	Manichua.
0:32.6	Ola and saludos at allaikum.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:41.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:51.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:59.3	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:14.4	Whoa.
1:15.8	Shelby?
1:16.9	How the hell are you?
1:18.5	I'm not having the best time.
1:21.2	We haven't ever done this podcast like this.
1:25.6	The last time we recorded even in the same room was when we lived in North Hollywood.
1:31.0	That's not true.
1:32.1	No, you're right.
1:32.7	We recorded very briefly in the same room when we lived in Boyle Heights.
1:36.2	And then you said, no more of this.
1:38.1	I've got to be in my bed.
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