It's the Luca Pietjot. I'm Beat Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lucie Moore and I am gutted Luke.

Apparently the Heimlich manoeuvre is not a thing I've just been saying before we started the show.

Yeah, this is news to me.

Yeah. It just seems to be that it's fallen out of Vogue, but the Heimlich maneuver was the thing that was supposed to be like saving loads of people.

It was supposed to be a thing that like, was like the best way to deal with the choking, but apparently not.

So what is the best way now?

I think it's just a sharp shark, shark, shark, uh, shark, it's shark, shark it's shark it's a shark attack a shark attack

you're dead but you're not choking anymore well the shark can remove a lot of the blockages

by squeezing your thorax very very tightly um uh no apparently it's just a sharp shock to the back

a hit bang but uh yeah heimlich hemmick out hitting the back i don't think it's just a sharp shock to the back. A hit. Bang. But, yeah, Heimlich out, hitting the back. I don't think it's even called the Heimlich maneuver anymore. So maybe it's just, I don't know. Dr. Heimlich has got a locked to answer for. I don't know where he's gone. You don't sound that sure. No. And what I fully concede that health misinformation being put out there doesn't stop people like Stephen

Bartlett.

Are you happy that you know enough to be saying this?

Well, now Henry Judah Heimlich, the thoracic thoracic surgeon, Thoracic Park.

Welcome to Thoracic Park. He's been... He's just chests everywhere. He lived in 96, so he's got to know something about it, hasn't he? He's got to know something. So maybe I'll bring my hymnsic maneuver back along with fingering. Yeah. Why do people keep saying that? That's the thing that people keep saying, isn't it? What? Oh, it's like a really edgy, fun, funny thing to say. What? Bring back fingering. No one finger. It's like, how do you know what you're doing about it? I remember having a conversation with somebody when we were talking about 15 years ago. So it kind of taken, it must have been a standup who did it 15 years ago and it's finally got to the WhatsApp sub of the world. It's always a stand-up, isn't it?

It's always a standup who did it 15 years ago and it's finally got to the WhatsApp sub of the world.

It's always a stand up, in it?

It's always a standup that starts it all off, to be honest.

And I was having a conversation yesterday with a couple of people about how apparently the way they book live at the Apollo is completely different now and it's completely shit. Did you ever have any respect for that program? No. You can always tell when we're going to be talking about a stand-ups all show. No, no, we don't do that all-show. Well, we do sometimes. You'll get on your little sortbox about not liking stand-ups and then that's the whole show. It's not my problem if you don't have the conversational power to move me off that subject. It's on you. You aren't part of us. You can change the subject any time you want. What I need to do is to get a high-pressured hose and get that soapbox nice and lathered up so he slips off it. Or what you should ask yourself is, after so many years of friendship, why don't I have the respect of Luke to be able to successfully move off a subject? Why won't he respect me enough to do so? You don't do that to me. You just tell me to stop. That's the difference. Sometimes you need to be told. Right, fine. Okay. No. when I need to be told to stop is one, if I'm playing my matches, two, if I'm playing with Mercury. Three, you know, it's just stuff like that dangerous stuff. No, I've always been fairly, I've always been fairly encouraging of your Mercury habit. Right. Yeah, it's just, I've rub it on my skin to see what happens. I'm a gallium stand, you know me.

I like any metal.

Yeah, you are.

You always have been. Yeah. You've been a gallium purist for a long time. That guy who recently kept consuming silver and turned himself blue. That's like you, but with gallium. It is, yeah. Just cannot stop with the gallium. The gallium galleon is what I call my car

which is where I'll follow my gallium.

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