Cyst to Kidney, done deal!
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
The sheer range of subjects covered on today's episode boggle the mind. Today's topics include, but are not limited to, Pete's Christmas cake recipe, how to beat a bear in a fight, things that are dangerously poisonous, Roman emperors, Russell Crowe, and unwelcome presences on a kidney.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete Shaw on a Monday in the middle of November. |
| 0:14.4 | Lukie Mooh, how the devil are you doing? |
| 0:16.3 | I'm pretty good, thanks. |
| 0:18.7 | The year is rapidly just disappearing, isn't it? It really is. I'm looking |
| 0:22.9 | to my right and I can see the Christmas cake that I made a few weeks ago. Oh, tell me about |
| 0:28.0 | that. You made a Christmas cake? I made a Christmas cake. I'm in advance. And apparently I've |
| 0:33.0 | got to be feeding it sherry in the same way that I feed myself sherry is like a little shop of horrors |
| 0:38.9 | it's like little shop food me |
| 0:40.5 | yeah and he's |
| 0:41.3 | apparently demanding sherry |
| 0:43.1 | and I keep on forgetting |
| 0:44.7 | to get me a little syringe out |
| 0:46.4 | to feed my um cake sherry |
| 0:48.5 | it's it's it's |
| 0:49.2 | I didn't realize that cooking a Christmas cake |
| 0:51.9 | would be or baking a Christmas cake |
| 0:53.4 | rather would involve so much admin, just having to feed it. Like, do you know, my nan used to make a Christmas cake and just, he used to just go away for like a month. And then after Christmas, we'd still be eating it in like March, eating it forever. Yeah. So it used to be a really big deal in my house growing up. My mum used to make the Christmas cake really early and the Christmas pudding. Yeah. And I was never really sure why that happened. What is the Christmas pudding and the Christmas cake? It just seems same thing, bit more booze than one, no? Yeah, and the Christmas cake my mum made, |
| 1:27.6 | is it's a weird one because when I was a killer |
| 1:29.3 | didn't really like it. |
| 1:30.2 | It was too rich and too much going on, |
| 1:31.9 | and I wasn't into it. |
| 1:33.0 | And then she stopped making it because she said, no one would eat it. And now I'd really love her to do it, but she doesn't do it. Yeah. That's not |
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