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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Hostile Takeover! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for HOSTILE family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here you, here you are all our friends to the north up there in Canada?

0:03.3

The boys are crossing the border and we're coming over, baby. Yeah, January 9th, we're going to be at the Queen Elizabeth Theater in Toronto, Ontario. Limited tickets left, get them while they last. Then we got Austin, Tampa, Chicago, Indiana, Nashville, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland. All tickets available at RUGarbogor.com. We'll see you's on a road. See you, Hoosers. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:34.5

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that out to a group to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Tadrulley coming at you on a beautiful day from the Dempsey Group headquarters here at Toonty. She's off to her swim class, web feet she's got. Did you know that? Good for her. She moves through it like a seal. My underlink is coming at you from across the table. Okay. He was the CEO of RU Garbage.

1:12.6

Now he's a junior vice president on the tody account.

1:16.6

After the hostile takeover that happened, over to break.

1:20.6

Uh-huh.

1:21.6

Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

1:23.6

What up? This is all.

1:24.6

This is all.

1:25.6

But you can refer to him as just Kevin.

1:29.3

Kevin from accounting.

1:31.1

I do not like this.

1:35.1

This is all news to me.

1:37.5

You got your fresh Dempsey gear group on.

1:38.5

I warned you.

1:40.2

I see they only went up to 4X.

1:40.8

We'll have to.

2:00.9

We're going to have to talk to the big dog to see if there's any room in a wardrobe budget. He's right over there. Um, okay. Listen, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know my responsibilities anymore, but shout out to the, you know. I'm going to need the Instagram pass code. I don't even have that. What? That's, I knew he wasn't going to play along. I don't have it.

2:07.8

I got two words for you. Silver parachute. Is it okay that you want? No. I got another word. Operation Dumbo drop. Gang, shout out to the shout out. Thanks for tuning in. As always,

2:13.3

make sure you read, you, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, full video available on

2:17.1

I was going to say video available on Netflix.

2:17.7

I was going to say Netflix.

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