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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BlueChew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code AYG Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER. New York: call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Wager tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus in most states. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. 3 sweepstakes with separate opt-ins. Min. odds -500. Prizes either Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days or single-use profit boost. See Official Rules at d k n g dot co slash live millions for entry period and free method of entry. Sponsored by Crown Gaming Inc. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here you, here you are all our friends to the north up there in Canada?
0:03.3	The boys are crossing the border and we're coming over, baby. Yeah, January 9th, we're going to be at the Queen Elizabeth Theater in Toronto, Ontario. Limited tickets left, get them while they last. Then we got Austin, Tampa, Chicago, Indiana, Nashville, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland. All tickets available at RUGarbogor.com. We'll see you's on a road. See you, Hoosers. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:34.5	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Hey! It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after group. Be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley coming at you on a glorious day.
1:09.5	We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition. She's hitting it really hard this year. Okay. Down there at the Cheetah Club. Okay. It's a new ladies fitness club. It's not nefarious. It's not a script club. Okay. It's a strip club.
1:10.6	All right, yeah, I picked up on dance.
1:11.9	Hold dancing.
1:14.0	That's good for your core strength.
1:11.2	It's good for script club. Okay. It's a strip club. All right, yeah, I picked up on dance. She's dancing.
1:12.0	Hold dancing.
1:14.0	That's good for your core strength.
1:14.1	It's good for your core strength.
1:15.4	Uh-huh.
1:15.7	She wants to put one in here. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to come in and get you shaking your tail feather. I don't want to come in and get you spinning around on that thing. upside down with a dollar bill in your mouth.
1:25.2	One of your butt cheeks.
1:27.3	Playing pickup sticks.
1:28.4	Sounds like you do want to see it.
1:29.6	My co-host is coming at you from across the table. down with a dollar bill in your mouth. One of your butt cheeks. Playing pickup sticks.
1:28.4	Sounds like you do want to see it. My co-hosts is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos and nominees for 2026. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. as always please make sure you rate view, subscribe
1:44.2	on iTunes, full video available on YouTube.
1:46.1	Also full video available over there on
1:47.9	Spotify and the boys are in the middle of the road that's what we like doing we're
1:52.7	not show off no we're not these guys that come and and and and and and climb the charts
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