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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Are You Garbage is ending 2025 with a bang! We got all the best guests like Tim Dillon, Stavros Halkias, Dan Soder, Tom Segura, Mark Normand, Christina Pazsitzky, Big Jay Oakerson, Jordan Jensen, Ms. Pat, Chris Distefano, Yannis Pappas, Steve Gerben and more! It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Better Help: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/GARBAGE Rocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:14.1	Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:19.7	I want to talk about a dinner party. Sure. I want to talk about two things. One, if you're having a dinner party, one if you're going to a dinner party. Interesting. What do you think it's appropriate to bring to a dinner party? What does a guy like you bring? If I'm going, I'm usually bringing nothing. Let me tell you why.
0:39.3	Here's the fucked up thing.
0:40.7	We talk to an etiquette, coach.
0:41.9	That's the right answer. It is the right answer because here's the thing.
0:45.6	I'm going to a lot of these dinners as, look, a local pig.
0:49.3	Sure.
0:50.4	They're bringing me...
0:57.0	They have clipboards and white coats.
0:59.8	They're bringing me to the dinner party as a local curiosity.
1:03.6	An animal you'd point out on a tour bus.
1:06.7	Everybody gets 10 minutes sitting next to you.
1:08.6	For example, this is a local pig who we've brought in here and everybody kind of pets them and get the kids.
1:15.1	Take a photo.
1:16.2	The yak woman canceled.
1:19.4	So really, I'm just a curious.
1:21.7	It's a curiosity.
1:22.9	I'm a curiosity.
1:24.3	So no one wants to the curiosity to show up with anything because here's the deal.
1:29.8	When you go to a dinner party, I think you're there to, they want to do their thing.
1:33.5	Yes. They don't want to do a potluck. No. But if I had to a raspberry cream pie for
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