Horny For Plants
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're in we're in we're in the podcast. How do we not have merch? It says are we in but but hear me out? |
| 0:05.4 | It's over a silent t-shirt. Yeah right above where the penis goes are we in are we in that's what that might be better |
| 0:10.8 | The end card needed something to be my meat. I'm sick best thing I've ever said my life. It's that I mean |
| 0:14.6 | There's nothing better. I'm gonna trademark it and cease and assist both of y'all all right |
| 0:18.2 | Here's the thing though if you do that. I think Google would just just own your family |
| 0:23.1 | What we put a Google symbol on the merch |
| 0:26.4 | Sees it is this we did oh ha we put the incognito guy on the merch |
| 0:33.3 | Yeah, yeah, but Google doesn't own him |
| 0:36.0 | They yes they do |
| 0:38.0 | They don't own the incognito thing they drew Google first. Well, I didn't know Google owns the internet |
| 0:43.9 | Did you know this they own the internet? Yeah, imagine being Firefox right now. It's tripping |
| 0:49.4 | I think Firefox is owned by Google no sir Firefox is |
| 0:53.4 | Mongolia Mongolia. My mother's a good open mozzarella |
| 0:58.0 | Sir, how do you feel by people who say moots are Ella? I want to uppercut them and I hope they fall off a bridge |
| 1:03.5 | Moots are Ella. Oh, yeah from the punts they fall off the bridge. Yep. I'm so sorry uppercut it's somebody. No, that's such a funny like |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah, and then you win a big bear a different fighting Irish right yep fight on |
| 1:17.5 | I fight on the USC our people are drunk. Huh, but like what how are the picking mascots like the fighting Irish could it just be the Irish? |
| 1:26.5 | Yeah, I mean, I think it's an oxymoron. I think if you're Irish women hot. Excuse me or Irish women. Huh? |
| 1:32.6 | I think about that statement |
| 1:34.1 | No, there's like six. Yeah, yeah, come on |
| 1:37.5 | Do you talk like all milk on mooks gorgeous? It is honestly as I'm saying this I'm fucking lying because |
| 1:45.3 | Redhead women with like fucking like just like milk white |
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