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Stiff Socks

Horny For Plants

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're in we're in we're in the podcast. How do we not have merch? It says are we in but but hear me out?

0:05.4

It's over a silent t-shirt. Yeah right above where the penis goes are we in are we in that's what that might be better

0:10.8

The end card needed something to be my meat. I'm sick best thing I've ever said my life. It's that I mean

0:14.6

There's nothing better. I'm gonna trademark it and cease and assist both of y'all all right

0:18.2

Here's the thing though if you do that. I think Google would just just own your family

0:23.1

What we put a Google symbol on the merch

0:26.4

Sees it is this we did oh ha we put the incognito guy on the merch

0:33.3

Yeah, yeah, but Google doesn't own him

0:36.0

They yes they do

0:38.0

They don't own the incognito thing they drew Google first. Well, I didn't know Google owns the internet

0:43.9

Did you know this they own the internet? Yeah, imagine being Firefox right now. It's tripping

0:49.4

I think Firefox is owned by Google no sir Firefox is

0:53.4

Mongolia Mongolia. My mother's a good open mozzarella

0:58.0

Sir, how do you feel by people who say moots are Ella? I want to uppercut them and I hope they fall off a bridge

1:03.5

Moots are Ella. Oh, yeah from the punts they fall off the bridge. Yep. I'm so sorry uppercut it's somebody. No, that's such a funny like

1:12.6

Yeah, and then you win a big bear a different fighting Irish right yep fight on

1:17.5

I fight on the USC our people are drunk. Huh, but like what how are the picking mascots like the fighting Irish could it just be the Irish?

1:26.5

Yeah, I mean, I think it's an oxymoron. I think if you're Irish women hot. Excuse me or Irish women. Huh?

1:32.6

I think about that statement

1:34.1

No, there's like six. Yeah, yeah, come on

1:37.5

Do you talk like all milk on mooks gorgeous? It is honestly as I'm saying this I'm fucking lying because

1:45.3

Redhead women with like fucking like just like milk white

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