188: Don't Judge a Book by Its Cooter

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is.

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0:00.0	I don't want to. I want to learn something.
0:07.0	I would like to start the show off with this tweet. Yeah. All right. I would just like to address something. Why
0:13.9	What do you mean? It sounds like you're like starting an apology video. I
0:18.4	Would like to I would like to start this part. What how's my supposed to say it?
0:23.0	Bitch, I got a topic. Well you let me hear me say the tweet. I think that's very on brand this tweet said just because he nuts and you
0:29.3	Doesn't mean he loves you, honey. These motherfuckers be nutting in socks dot dot dot socks. Yes
0:37.3	That's true. I mean not I mean not mine. It's too narrow. It's like landing a plane. Whoa. It's like a
0:45.9	runway. Yeah, yeah
0:48.4	tarmac motherfuckers
0:49.9	What just say the cement tarmac the tarmac is just the driveway for airplanes. Yeah, driveway driveway. All right
0:58.5	Do airplanes of blinkers? They should they got the little blank lights. This is even doing anything do birds go. Oh excuse me
1:05.5	What do they do what birds? What are the blink lights do the blink lights are like you just say you see it's you don't hit it
1:12.1	With what a spade you do UFOs are real are they yeah, they're coming what it you don't believe them or what is it desert believe in aliens so much
1:22.0	Every time I like drive out to like Arizona
1:24.0	There's always like get beef jerky and also UFO sightings here. We have Polaroid pictures of an alien because I think that people that live in the desert
1:31.9	Areas don't have a lot happening and so they just they they take peyote and they're looking at a cactus and like that's a UFO
1:38.3	But what is it about aliens and beef jerky that goes so hand in hand it doesn't
1:43.6	Everywhere in Arizona is like we got beef jerky
1:46.9	Also, we got conspiracies. Yeah, and they can spares these they're real. Oh
1:50.6	I it conspiracies. I'm a board you beef jerk the type of people who eat beef jerky consistently also believe that JFK was a golden retriever
2:01.5	That one I could get behind
2:04.5	Trevor Wallace comedy is doing stand-up live
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