Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noi Towers. And this is a podcast about sex.

A little bit about Sademi. I was on the road this past weekend, opening for another comedian.

And I started chatting with a military twink on Grindr. That's right. I didn't even know they made them in that variety,

but this twink graduated from West Point, which is our military academy. It is like such a hard

thing to get into. It's a hard thing to graduate from. And now he's like on his way to getting

his master's,

uh, in small town USA. But basically after the show, I guess we started chatting while I was

like backstage waiting for the headliner to finish performing. Um, we started chatting and

they had like come into the city on a whim because they live on the base that's outside of

this city and uh he was at a gay bar but it wasn't like that much fun and he had asked oh he'd

asked what i was up to and i was like oh post show ritual i'm watching cartoons and giving myself

like a mini massage with my theragon and theragon is just like a handheld massager that's like, bah, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, calm down perves. I've never used it that way. But it is really great. And he's like, oh, I need a massage so bad. And I was like, well, if you're interested, I could probably give you a bad massage. And he was like, really? And I was like, yeah, sure.

I'm not licensed and I'm not trained.

But I've had enough massages to like maybe figure it out.

And so he came over to my hotel.

And like he was so sweet.

Such a gentleman.

So complimentary.

And this person was like just shy of turning 22. If I didn't say it already,

that is official cradle robber status for me, a woman in her late 50s. But he was so great.

Came over. I was like, yeah, do you want to do this massage thing? He laid down. I actually used

some of my really expensive, like, facial moisturizer to kind of like massage his back for a little bit.

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