Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

Oh, y'all, a little bit about sodomy. Well, let's get the boring stuff out of the way.

Not boring, but less interesting than the stuff I'll end with. I am in the middle of my little

tour. October 20th and 21st, I will be in Austin, Texas.

And then the next week, I will be in San Antonio, Addison, and Houston.

I would love to see you there.

It's been so fun seeing Tower Bottoms show up and show out.

The next thing I'd love is for people to start buying Tower Bottom merch, which is on my

Instagram store or on T-Spring or whatever that's turned into.

If you search Tower Bottom or Zach Nore Towers, you should be able to find it.

And I have these really cute vinyl stickers that will outlive all of us.

If you would like one, I've been giving them to people after shows when they come to support.

But if you'd like a

sticker, Venmo me, whatever you think is fair, whatever you can afford, and I'll mail you one.

Just put your address in the comments of the Venmo that you send. My Venmo is Zach Dash Towers.

You can also just leave a donation for this podcast there,

or my birthday's on October 18th. So you could just send a fat little chunk of change for me

to stuff my face with cake. And I do mean the sugar flour butter kind, not the asshole kind.

But okay, let's get to the fun stuff. I made out

with a handsome, handsome man. I'm really in my single and ready to Christian mingle phase, I think,

but while in D.C., which shout out if you came to one of the D.C. shows, I had five shows in the

smaller room of the D.C. Improv was magical. Dave Attell was in the main room. He sold that

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