Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noi Towers. And this is a podcast about sex. A little bit about Sada

me and this is huge. I got fucked or I sat on a dick, I should say. And it was a surprise.

It was a surprise fuck. Well, that sounds kind of bad. It sounds like I didn't see it coming, but I didn't see it coming.

Me and this dude, oh, and for those of you who don't know, I identify as more of a side.

And if you don't know what that is, that's just like people who prefer the side dishes

as opposed to the main course of anal sex.

So I've been aside for a few years now, and I haven't been penetrated in my booty

hole by a penis in probably two years, maybe three.

And this guy who I'd been flirting with for a long time on Grindr, we met up and we were just going to do

like hand and mouth stuff, which is my jam. And then towards the end, when we were

approaching explosion time, I got this wild hair in me to like sit on his dingling. And so I

cleared it with him. You know was down and I did and then

I like came very hard and it was so nice that I think it's that's that's a nod to chemistry um chemistry

good chemistry will make you do wildly amazing things.

Because I do believe, like, my butthole is kind of like, he's kind of like security at a hot club where he's only letting certain people in.

And if you try to get in, he's going to fucking beat you up and chew you out and throw you onto disgusting streets

of Los Angeles, California.

But this, there was no, no doorman here.

My, my booty hole was an open house.

It was sending flyers, it was papering the neighborhood with flyers saying, come, come take a stroll,

take a nap even, relax, enjoy yourself.

Zach's booty hole is open for business.

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