Horny Cyberstalker Playing “Ding Dong” On Your Lady Bits

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom’s Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About “Trainable” Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyPillow Is Doomed! 00:35:25:18.78 Scamming Phone Scammers With ChatGPT 00:40:17:12.30 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 12th, 2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	cloning my mom's voice, using audio of her talking about shitting herself.
0:09.1	Plus, a Utah-hard cam-horse cyber-stalker,
0:12.2	let chat GPT confuse the hell out of phone scammers,
0:15.7	and a mountain of cheese, glorious cheese.
0:18.7	I'll come up today.
0:30.0	If anything sees us move like him, it's on the outside.
0:34.9	Blue is out with a blue middle window and a blue compass.
0:38.9	My everything's blue for blue and it's on me.
0:42.1	Everybody around the city got a way to the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun.
0:48.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
0:51.1	My everything's blue for blue.
0:53.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
0:55.1	My everything's blue for blue.
0:57.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
0:59.1	My everything's blue for blue.
1:01.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
1:03.1	My everything's blue for blue.
1:05.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
1:07.1	My everything's blue for blue.
1:09.1	Blue is out with a blue compass.
1:11.1	My everything's blue for blue.
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