A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50% OFF – PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV’s History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube’s Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald’s Employee Licking Cheeto Fingers While Preparing Food 00:23:52:19.04 The Algorithm Thinks Meade Is Gay 00:27:21:23.17 Become A Member of The Sideshow! Subscribe Today! 00:28:43:17.02 Breaking Your Neck, The Dumb Tik-Tok […]

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1:40.0	Freak, since Monday, July 10th, 2023, coming up on the program today, the importance of
1:46.5	a good, healthy post-nut chart. Plus, seductively sucking the dirt off your polio crutches,
1:52.9	gun down by an imaginary black man, and meat scouting keeps seeing ads for gay stuff.
1:58.4	The algorithm is doing its job.
2:03.9	Distorted view daily.
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