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Hoovering with Jessica Fostekew

Hoovering – Episode 9: Tez Ilyas

Hoovering with Jessica Fostekew

Jessica Fostekew

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8796 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to HOOVERING, the podcast about eating. Host, Jessica Fostekew (Guilty Feminist, Motherland) has a frank conversation with an interesting person about gobbling; guzzling; nibbling; scoffing; devouring and wolfing all up… or if you will, hoovering.

In this episode I’m joined by the bright spark Tez Ilyas. We wolf down chips and chickpeas all washed down Mangoliciously. We get some fascinating insight into Islam in terms of eating. Tez teaches me about cornflake tarts and I tell the story of a time I sucked something delicious  out of a rug.

The Whole Beautiful FEAST

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0:00.0

Love this podcast. Support this show through the ACAST supporter feature. It's up to you how much you give and there's noiky. I love eating as much as anything else in the world. But also, it sometimes brings me conflict, shame and all sorts of other things that are rubbish. It's complicated and I think fascinating. This is a conversation with an interesting soul,

0:39.4

not just about food, but about gobbling it up, or if you will, poovery.

0:49.8

This week I'm talking to a comedian from Exotic Blackburn,

0:53.9

Tess I'll probably know him off Radio 4,

0:57.1

always been on TV, on things like Man Like Mo Bean,

1:00.8

and he's about to start his next tour.

1:02.5

We eat a lot, and it's proper good warming grub too.

1:06.8

Meanwhile, we talk about fasting, faith,

1:09.6

and some potentially deadly pitfalls of a strictly patriarchal upbringing,

1:14.5

and I admit to almost getting myself killed as well during a carelessly carbless time.

1:20.7

Also, I remember during this episode my best story to date of something that I've consumed from the floor. Oh my fucking God. Um, and then

1:31.3

I guess it's... Oh, Tess. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, the smell. This is hilarious. This is too funny.

1:42.7

Steamy chips. I can't have fun.

1:45.0

This is impossible not to eat a chip.

1:47.0

Do it?

1:48.0

Mmm. Do you want mayonnaise or ketchup or anything?

1:49.0

I'm good. I've got lots of vinegar on there. I hope that's not offensive.

1:52.0

Oh, I love lots of vinegar.

1:53.0

Should I pour us some...

1:55.0

Yes.

1:56.0

So, you bought us this trip.

1:59.0

Or recording?

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