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Hoovering with Jessica Fostekew

Hoovering – Episode 12: Hal Branson

Hoovering with Jessica Fostekew

Jessica Fostekew

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8796 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to HOOVERING, the podcast about eating. Host, Jessica Fostekew (Guilty Feminist, Motherland) has a frank conversation with an interesting person about gobbling; guzzling; nibbling; scoffing; devouring and wolfing all up… or if you will, hoovering.

This week I’m joined by comedian with a self-confessed ‘absolute-wanker-level’ love of all things food related – Hal Branson. He brings me a huge rucksack full of incredible treats which we plough through like it’s Christmas, whilst, to both of our surprise, opening our hearts right up about binging, mental health and some pretty ripe stuff about our parents.

Recipes

Butternut Squash, aubergine and red lentil sambhar from ‘Fresh India’ by Meera Sodha. I’ve since bought it because it’s brilliant but if you’re really strapped and want this recipe pop me an email and I’ll send you a picture of it. And here’s a link to the totally gorgeous pear, rye and cardamom cake which Hal made, via Ruby Tandoh. Prettily easy made vegan using flax eggs I reckon and maybe a sweetened and spiced cashew cheese instead of the butter? But it was delicious even without the butter – so good.

Honorable Mentions

There are so many of these this week! The vegan wotsits are called Hippeas and you can defo get them in Sainsbury’s and Boots. The swanky coffee he brought was from  Ouseborn. The filmore and union pistachio and chocolate log thing was totally sublime, beyond any health food treat I’d ever found.

Hal raves about a restaurant in Newcastle called ‘Al Bayak‘ or ‘The Bake’ and his friend’s brewing company Northern Alchemy sounds pretty wicked too. And if you’re interest was peaked by the prospect of wine that looks like piss but hasn’t any chemicals in then look up Naked Wines.

The Cake The Curry Hal's Haul

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0:00.0

Love this podcast. Support this show through the ACAST supporter feature. It's up to you how much you give and there's noiky. I love eating as much as anything else in the world. But also, it sometimes brings me conflict, shame and all sorts of other things that are rubbish. It's complicated and I think fascinating. This is a conversation with an interesting soul, not just about food, but about gobbling it up, or if you will, poof me.

0:49.9

I've been getting some lovely emails from you.

0:52.5

Thank you.

0:53.6

A particular note of thanks to Ian,

0:55.8

who's written to say on the topic of weird food that he once enjoyed a Kit Kat with ham.

1:02.4

Ian, thanks for telling me that, but now never, never, never, never eat that again. Have some

1:10.1

self-respect. This week I'm talking to a comedian who's

1:13.3

funny, kind, and totally out about being a right old swanky twat about food. Hal Branson,

1:21.0

I made us at Curry and Hal came down from Newcastle with a huge sack of incredible gifts for me.

1:27.0

We end up getting pretty stuck into some intense home truths when it comes to mental health

1:32.3

and eating.

1:33.3

Hal shares a story about a camel that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

1:38.0

And his answer to my final question is the gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving.

1:44.6

Can I show you what I've brought?

1:46.5

Oh my God, yes please.

1:48.0

So this is Howl, and he's come all the way from Newcastle.

1:51.5

So I have come from Newcastle, so just to qualify.

1:54.3

If you'd come to mine, there were various things I would have cooked you.

1:57.7

They've even brought photos of what I might have cooked.

2:00.3

Were you in my kitchen?

2:01.6

What?

2:02.9

But, and I feel a bit like, do you know the story of Winnie the Pooh?

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