Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh boy, oh boy. |
| 0:25.0 | It's another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:28.0 | You've better believe it is a podcast for me. |
| 0:31.0 | Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:35.0 | Even though if you date me, you can keep a jar of your baby teeth on the bedside table. |
| 0:44.0 | And I won't be upset about it. |
| 0:49.0 | Just slightly weirded out and I'll never mention my feelings. |
| 0:54.0 | That one was dumb. |
| 0:56.0 | They're getting dumber and dumber. |
| 0:58.0 | My guest today has a podcast called Let's Go. |
| 1:02.0 | Let's go. |
| 1:03.0 | Did I say that right? |
| 1:04.0 | You did. |
| 1:05.0 | You're amazing. |
| 1:06.0 | And then also you have a live show called Let's Go. |
| 1:08.0 | That's right. |
| 1:09.0 | And then your whole name is Asco. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, oh, could... |
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