Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration." Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Oh Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast or a mean a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though I will let you put dip in my pussy and scoop it out with Fritos!
0:39.0	People hate Fritos!
0:44.0	I'm also running out of these little things, but okay, my guest today, you know her.
0:49.0	She's got a special on Netflix, a part of the stand-up series. She's been on Chelsea lately. She was on the Mindy project. She's on Bless the Hearts.
0:59.0	She was in an episode of Dear White People.
1:01.0	Did I read that?
1:03.0	I was!
1:05.0	I have a memory thing! It's Forged in Fabe Star!
1:09.0	By the way, I like Fritos.
1:11.0	You do? I like Fritos too.
1:13.0	But people are always like, Nicole, they are the worst trip.
1:17.0	I think they're a pretty tasty trip.
1:21.0	I was in Rochester, New York over the weekend, and I was trying to get snacks from the downstairs.
1:27.0	But they only had a bag of pretzels, and I was like, that's the worst.
1:33.0	That's depressing!
1:35.0	And then a man with trash said, there's a Vita machine downstairs.
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