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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'" Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA. Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please, tell me why.

0:18.0

Oh, baby, it's another episode of

0:28.0

Why won't you date me?

0:30.0

It is a podcast or a meaner cold buyer

0:32.0

tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:36.0

Even though if you ask me nicely,

0:40.0

I will lick the back of your ears

0:44.0

even after you haven't washed the back of your ears

0:48.0

in two months.

0:50.0

You know how it gets that weird little smell

0:52.0

if you don't really wash it good?

0:54.0

Oh, baby, if I guess today

0:58.0

you love them, you see them on Abby's

1:02.0

Abby's busy today, a million little things

1:06.0

Dumplin'

1:08.0

The Mick

1:10.0

The Family Lamb

1:12.0

Gilmore Girls, a year in the life

1:14.0

Doggy better right now

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